Random Mind Spewage

HI EVERYBODY! Well it's been several forevers since I've posted on this thing but oh well here I am and better late than never, y'know? OR IS IT?!

NOT WHEN IT COMES TO ALIENS. Because when the aliens come and take over humanity, and then the sharks come and take over alieniety, and then the MUTANT sharks come and take over sharkity, then the phrase "better late than never" will become "better clocks than rocks" and then we'll see. THEN WE WILL SEE.

We totally won't see. Because, um the aliens will have taken us over like fifty years ago WEREN'T YOU LISTENING.

Anyway so this post doesn't really have a point except to..um..post, you know? OH AND OH MY GOSH A VERY WONDERFUL PERSON COMMENTED AND I DEDICATE THIS POST AND A MILLION DIAMONDS TO YOU, THINKELLEN. Even though I don't have a million diamonds. But it was very kind of you to comment on my last post because FOR A WHILE I thought no one even read this. BUT PEOPLE DO. And then I was happy for fourteen years. FOURTEEN YEARS. That's fifty years in mutant shark.

So technically the sentence a couple lines up should read "Because, um the aliens will have taken us over like fourteen years ago WEREN'T YOU LISTENING.' But why quibble?

Anyway. I love cats! I love them a real whole lot. I love a lot of things, such as:

-Clint Eastwood
-My house
-Pictures drawn by Auntie Sparknotes, Jon Skindizier, and Dan Bergstein
-Sparknotes in general
-Harry Potter
-Anyone who is not Cedric Diggory
-Daughtry
-Vanessa Carlton
-Two cats
-Baby lions (when they're not trying to claw my eyes out)
-Baby wolves (when they're not trying to claw my nose off)
-Babies (when they're not trying to claw my face off)
-My friends except the ones I hate
-Lilypads
-Lack of poverty and racism
-Long lists that have no real meaning
-Summertime
-Air conditioning
-Harry Potter again
-Lack of headaches
-Really gorgeous pens
-Uglies, by Scott Westerfeld
-The Luxe, by Anna Godberson
-Moose
-Sheep
-Antlers
-James Potter
-The name Lily Potter
-Sirius Black
-Tea

I do love tea. I take it with six sugars and two splashes of milk and it makes me so happy. Even on hot days.

I also have an appreciation for Uglies. I have only read the first one so far but I'm planning on getting the rest. If you haven't read it, you should. It's basically about, like, a million years in the future and these people are all really ugly except they're not, they're basically normal and then they get this surgery and oh forget it JUST READ THE BOOK. I am not very good at summaries, by the way. Did you notice?

Another good book is A Midsummer's Night Dream. Well it's a play and it's Shakespeare but once you get into the rhythm of it it's actually funny, and really spectacular how they're all fairies. There was this one really good scene where the king and queen fairy are angry at each other and the king was basically saying "Why are you here" and the queen was all "You suck and everything is your fault." It was oddly humorous. I haven't finished it but I'm almost there. I love Puck; he reminds me a spot of Peeves. Or Fred Weasley.

I also like the word "mat". It's such a good word, I could say it all day. Mat, mat, mat, mat.

Anyway it's getting late and this isn't getting any more coherent, so I'm off. Till next post!

Google Is Evil

Guys. Google is EVIL.

Okay, not evil. I mean it's all thanks to Google that I can make homemade pancakes, and it's all thanks to Google that I know what IMO means. We'll just say that Google is being intensely dislikable which is not a word. See how intensely dislikable Google is? It doesn't even think Google is a word.

Naah, I love Google with my heart and soul and I'm not creepy at all. I guess it's my computer I hate right now.

GAH! DIE COMPUTER DIE!

Okay so y'wanna know why? I'll tell you person who is coughnotreadingcough (PSA: If you read this blog, please find it in your hearts to comment. Please? I like reading comments. They make me laugh and also allow me more time to procrastinate. Also unicorns! So, yeah. Comment.) Okay, Google, right?

My computer is not letting me Google things.

I know right isn't it terrible!? Like who does that!? And who came up with !? !? And it isn't it so cool!? And doesn't Twilight suck!? AND ARRGGHH WHY ISN'T THE COMPUTER LETTING ME GOOGLE THINGS D:

 Yeah, it's like I Google, um, "How old is Rosie Weasley in the epilogue" even though, y'know, I already know,  and I get like 5 bajillion results or whatever but when I CLICK ON ONE IT COMPLETELY MALFUNCTIONS. It comes up with this scary virusy site! And something to do with Target! And I just got rid of a virus so I get very scared and run away but then...I'll never know how old Rosie Weasley was in the epilogue (SHE WAS ELEVEN YEARS OLD AS SHE WAS BORN CIRCA 2006 THE SAME YEAR AS AL.)

Strike that example. It's a bad example. Let's say I want to find out what year Francis Bacon who did not invent bacon, and, in fact, played a major role in inventing Science..I think? I don't know because stupid Google/stupid computers want to ruin my life, was born in, I can NEVER EVER KNOW. Ever! So I have to like check textbooks or call my friends. It's like living in 1303!

Yeah, that picture? I don't know where it'll show up on your screen because sometimes Blogger is lame, but wherever it is, it's me. Except I don't have red eyes or purple hair and I'm not really entirely sure why I drew myself like that. Also I'm not a stick figure. But otherwise, yeah! Me!

Okay, that's all for now, I have to go mourn and do homework and stuff. Please comment if you read and tell me a way to cure this Google scary horror. Bye!

Tangents

Tangent is the coolest word ever. Really it is.

For you lameheads perfectly normal people with jobs and stuff, strikeout is so darn cool! who don't know what tangents are, I give you the dictionary.com definition.

off on / at a tangent, digressing suddenly from one course of action or thought and turning to another: The speaker flew off on a tangent.

 

What I do for you guys, man. I had to scroll through like 80 pages of useless calculus definitions for that! D:

 

So anyways. I go off on tangents a lot. It's like I'm just sitting there and some perfectly normal person without an insanity for Harry Potter or general insanity is just talking to me about, I dunno, Simon and Garfunkel or something. Simon and Garfunkel is the best band EVER. I love that one..about a rock..and an island..OH YEAH I Am A Rock! It's so poetic. I also like Sound of Silence. Ooh, and Bridge Over Troubled Water! 'S a strange title though. Y'know what would be better? Zombies Burn Bridges. Because zombies are awesome. And bridges suck. I mean, trolls live under them, man. Although in all technicality, we're really mean to trolls. Look at it this why, say there was an ordinary guy named Steve and then he turned into a troll and then everyone hated him and his boss FIRED him, and then he had to go live under a BRIDGE! Poor guy. Do you see why I love Simon and Garfunkel yet? Me neither.

 

 ...That was a tangent.

 

But anyways, so they're talking about Simon and Garfunkel and suddenly I'm all HEY DUDE TROLLS AREN'T REALLY THAT BAD MAN and he's just like shut up your FACE trolls SUCK and then we get into a deeply heated conversation and then people come by and they get in on it and we talk and talk and forget to do our homework and then I'm all, trolls don't suck but TEN OTHER THINGS DO! And then I give them a list of My All Time Ten Hated Things. OOH YOU WANNA SEE IT?! OKAY!

 

1. Racists

2. I-Can't-Believe-It's-Not-Butters

3. Uncomfortable chairs

4. People who hate trolls

5. Trolls (on the Internet)

6. Death

7. Things that smell bad

8. Several bands

9. The number thirty one.

10. Dancing.

10.5. Twilight

 

I hate dancing. But I couldn't really go on a whole list without stating that I hate Twilight. I hate Twilight! It tastes like eggs!

Okay guys, that was a maaaajor tangent..this is getting a bit uncontrolled. Ta ta!