Tangents

Tangent is the coolest word ever. Really it is.

For you lameheads perfectly normal people with jobs and stuff, strikeout is so darn cool! who don't know what tangents are, I give you the dictionary.com definition.

off on / at a tangent, digressing suddenly from one course of action or thought and turning to another: The speaker flew off on a tangent.

 

What I do for you guys, man. I had to scroll through like 80 pages of useless calculus definitions for that! D:

 

So anyways. I go off on tangents a lot. It's like I'm just sitting there and some perfectly normal person without an insanity for Harry Potter or general insanity is just talking to me about, I dunno, Simon and Garfunkel or something. Simon and Garfunkel is the best band EVER. I love that one..about a rock..and an island..OH YEAH I Am A Rock! It's so poetic. I also like Sound of Silence. Ooh, and Bridge Over Troubled Water! 'S a strange title though. Y'know what would be better? Zombies Burn Bridges. Because zombies are awesome. And bridges suck. I mean, trolls live under them, man. Although in all technicality, we're really mean to trolls. Look at it this why, say there was an ordinary guy named Steve and then he turned into a troll and then everyone hated him and his boss FIRED him, and then he had to go live under a BRIDGE! Poor guy. Do you see why I love Simon and Garfunkel yet? Me neither.

 

 ...That was a tangent.

 

But anyways, so they're talking about Simon and Garfunkel and suddenly I'm all HEY DUDE TROLLS AREN'T REALLY THAT BAD MAN and he's just like shut up your FACE trolls SUCK and then we get into a deeply heated conversation and then people come by and they get in on it and we talk and talk and forget to do our homework and then I'm all, trolls don't suck but TEN OTHER THINGS DO! And then I give them a list of My All Time Ten Hated Things. OOH YOU WANNA SEE IT?! OKAY!

 

1. Racists

2. I-Can't-Believe-It's-Not-Butters

3. Uncomfortable chairs

4. People who hate trolls

5. Trolls (on the Internet)

6. Death

7. Things that smell bad

8. Several bands

9. The number thirty one.

10. Dancing.

10.5. Twilight

 

I hate dancing. But I couldn't really go on a whole list without stating that I hate Twilight. I hate Twilight! It tastes like eggs!

Okay guys, that was a maaaajor tangent..this is getting a bit uncontrolled. Ta ta!