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So yeah the title of this post has NOTHING TO DO WITH THE ACTUAL POST.

Evil Movies of DOOOOOM

HI person who is not reading this. Did you watch Pirates of the Carribbean Carribean oh wait I think it is Carribean? NO NEVER MIND. TO SPELL CHECK! Okay Carribbean. NO THAT'S NOT IT. Caribbean? Yes. See how epic I am, guys?

Um. My point..

oh yeah. The fourth one, On Weirdo's Tides or whatever. Well if you haven't, I'm gonna help you out here. DON'T. Just..please. It wasn't a nice movie. I did not like it. Maybe some people will but I won't and I'm significantly more amazing than human beings so YEAH. It was just..so..weird. Which I guess is hypocritical, as it's coming from me. But it wasn't Harry Potter-obsessing-just-plain-weird-weird. It was bad-weird. Yeah. Bad like the bad that was the first guy who went "Hey, you know what would be fun? Math, that's what!" THAT BAD. Okay maybe not that bad. But very close. Very very close.

Because I'm slightly obsessed with Paint, here is a drawing for all of you of a random civilian watching Pirates of the Caribbean.

(HA SPELLED IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.)

Why does normal civilian have blue hair and orange eyes? That's just weird. No offense to any of you blue-haired, orange-eyed people, it's just that you don't generally see  blue-haired, orange-eyed stick figures. I'm not discriminating. REALLY.

But I think I'll sleep now. Yeah. Bye.

PS: GOOGLE STILL HATES ME. PLEASE HELP.

Google Is Evil

Guys. Google is EVIL.

Okay, not evil. I mean it's all thanks to Google that I can make homemade pancakes, and it's all thanks to Google that I know what IMO means. We'll just say that Google is being intensely dislikable which is not a word. See how intensely dislikable Google is? It doesn't even think Google is a word.

Naah, I love Google with my heart and soul and I'm not creepy at all. I guess it's my computer I hate right now.

GAH! DIE COMPUTER DIE!

Okay so y'wanna know why? I'll tell you person who is coughnotreadingcough (PSA: If you read this blog, please find it in your hearts to comment. Please? I like reading comments. They make me laugh and also allow me more time to procrastinate. Also unicorns! So, yeah. Comment.) Okay, Google, right?

My computer is not letting me Google things.

I know right isn't it terrible!? Like who does that!? And who came up with !? !? And it isn't it so cool!? And doesn't Twilight suck!? AND ARRGGHH WHY ISN'T THE COMPUTER LETTING ME GOOGLE THINGS D:

 Yeah, it's like I Google, um, "How old is Rosie Weasley in the epilogue" even though, y'know, I already know,  and I get like 5 bajillion results or whatever but when I CLICK ON ONE IT COMPLETELY MALFUNCTIONS. It comes up with this scary virusy site! And something to do with Target! And I just got rid of a virus so I get very scared and run away but then...I'll never know how old Rosie Weasley was in the epilogue (SHE WAS ELEVEN YEARS OLD AS SHE WAS BORN CIRCA 2006 THE SAME YEAR AS AL.)

Strike that example. It's a bad example. Let's say I want to find out what year Francis Bacon who did not invent bacon, and, in fact, played a major role in inventing Science..I think? I don't know because stupid Google/stupid computers want to ruin my life, was born in, I can NEVER EVER KNOW. Ever! So I have to like check textbooks or call my friends. It's like living in 1303!

Yeah, that picture? I don't know where it'll show up on your screen because sometimes Blogger is lame, but wherever it is, it's me. Except I don't have red eyes or purple hair and I'm not really entirely sure why I drew myself like that. Also I'm not a stick figure. But otherwise, yeah! Me!

Okay, that's all for now, I have to go mourn and do homework and stuff. Please comment if you read and tell me a way to cure this Google scary horror. Bye!

Tangents

Tangent is the coolest word ever. Really it is.

For you lameheads perfectly normal people with jobs and stuff, strikeout is so darn cool! who don't know what tangents are, I give you the dictionary.com definition.

off on / at a tangent, digressing suddenly from one course of action or thought and turning to another: The speaker flew off on a tangent.

 

What I do for you guys, man. I had to scroll through like 80 pages of useless calculus definitions for that! D:

 

So anyways. I go off on tangents a lot. It's like I'm just sitting there and some perfectly normal person without an insanity for Harry Potter or general insanity is just talking to me about, I dunno, Simon and Garfunkel or something. Simon and Garfunkel is the best band EVER. I love that one..about a rock..and an island..OH YEAH I Am A Rock! It's so poetic. I also like Sound of Silence. Ooh, and Bridge Over Troubled Water! 'S a strange title though. Y'know what would be better? Zombies Burn Bridges. Because zombies are awesome. And bridges suck. I mean, trolls live under them, man. Although in all technicality, we're really mean to trolls. Look at it this why, say there was an ordinary guy named Steve and then he turned into a troll and then everyone hated him and his boss FIRED him, and then he had to go live under a BRIDGE! Poor guy. Do you see why I love Simon and Garfunkel yet? Me neither.

 

 ...That was a tangent.

 

But anyways, so they're talking about Simon and Garfunkel and suddenly I'm all HEY DUDE TROLLS AREN'T REALLY THAT BAD MAN and he's just like shut up your FACE trolls SUCK and then we get into a deeply heated conversation and then people come by and they get in on it and we talk and talk and forget to do our homework and then I'm all, trolls don't suck but TEN OTHER THINGS DO! And then I give them a list of My All Time Ten Hated Things. OOH YOU WANNA SEE IT?! OKAY!

 

1. Racists

2. I-Can't-Believe-It's-Not-Butters

3. Uncomfortable chairs

4. People who hate trolls

5. Trolls (on the Internet)

6. Death

7. Things that smell bad

8. Several bands

9. The number thirty one.

10. Dancing.

10.5. Twilight

 

I hate dancing. But I couldn't really go on a whole list without stating that I hate Twilight. I hate Twilight! It tastes like eggs!

Okay guys, that was a maaaajor tangent..this is getting a bit uncontrolled. Ta ta!