HI EVERYBODY! Well it's been several forevers since I've posted on this thing but oh well here I am and better late than never, y'know? OR IS IT?!
NOT WHEN IT COMES TO ALIENS. Because when the aliens come and take over humanity, and then the sharks come and take over alieniety, and then the MUTANT sharks come and take over sharkity, then the phrase "better late than never" will become "better clocks than rocks" and then we'll see. THEN WE WILL SEE.
We totally won't see. Because, um the aliens will have taken us over like fifty years ago WEREN'T YOU LISTENING.
Anyway so this post doesn't really have a point except to..um..post, you know? OH AND OH MY GOSH A VERY WONDERFUL PERSON COMMENTED AND I DEDICATE THIS POST AND A MILLION DIAMONDS TO YOU, THINKELLEN. Even though I don't have a million diamonds. But it was very kind of you to comment on my last post because FOR A WHILE I thought no one even read this. BUT PEOPLE DO. And then I was happy for fourteen years. FOURTEEN YEARS. That's fifty years in mutant shark.
So technically the sentence a couple lines up should read "Because, um the aliens will have taken us over like fourteen years ago WEREN'T YOU LISTENING.' But why quibble?
Anyway. I love cats! I love them a real whole lot. I love a lot of things, such as:
-Clint Eastwood
-My house
-Pictures drawn by Auntie Sparknotes, Jon Skindizier, and Dan Bergstein
-Sparknotes in general
-Harry Potter
-Anyone who is not Cedric Diggory
-Daughtry
-Vanessa Carlton
-Two cats
-Baby lions (when they're not trying to claw my eyes out)
-Baby wolves (when they're not trying to claw my nose off)
-Babies (when they're not trying to claw my face off)
-My friends except the ones I hate
-Lilypads
-Lack of poverty and racism
-Long lists that have no real meaning
-Summertime
-Air conditioning
-Harry Potter again
-Lack of headaches
-Really gorgeous pens
-Uglies, by Scott Westerfeld
-The Luxe, by Anna Godberson
-Moose
-Sheep
-Antlers
-James Potter
-The name Lily Potter
-Sirius Black
-Tea
I do love tea. I take it with six sugars and two splashes of milk and it makes me so happy. Even on hot days.
I also have an appreciation for Uglies. I have only read the first one so far but I'm planning on getting the rest. If you haven't read it, you should. It's basically about, like, a million years in the future and these people are all really ugly except they're not, they're basically normal and then they get this surgery and oh forget it JUST READ THE BOOK. I am not very good at summaries, by the way. Did you notice?
Another good book is A Midsummer's Night Dream. Well it's a play and it's Shakespeare but once you get into the rhythm of it it's actually funny, and really spectacular how they're all fairies. There was this one really good scene where the king and queen fairy are angry at each other and the king was basically saying "Why are you here" and the queen was all "You suck and everything is your fault." It was oddly humorous. I haven't finished it but I'm almost there. I love Puck; he reminds me a spot of Peeves. Or Fred Weasley.
I also like the word "mat". It's such a good word, I could say it all day. Mat, mat, mat, mat.
Anyway it's getting late and this isn't getting any more coherent, so I'm off. Till next post!
NOT WHEN IT COMES TO ALIENS. Because when the aliens come and take over humanity, and then the sharks come and take over alieniety, and then the MUTANT sharks come and take over sharkity, then the phrase "better late than never" will become "better clocks than rocks" and then we'll see. THEN WE WILL SEE.
We totally won't see. Because, um the aliens will have taken us over like fifty years ago WEREN'T YOU LISTENING.
Anyway so this post doesn't really have a point except to..um..post, you know? OH AND OH MY GOSH A VERY WONDERFUL PERSON COMMENTED AND I DEDICATE THIS POST AND A MILLION DIAMONDS TO YOU, THINKELLEN. Even though I don't have a million diamonds. But it was very kind of you to comment on my last post because FOR A WHILE I thought no one even read this. BUT PEOPLE DO. And then I was happy for fourteen years. FOURTEEN YEARS. That's fifty years in mutant shark.
So technically the sentence a couple lines up should read "Because, um the aliens will have taken us over like fourteen years ago WEREN'T YOU LISTENING.' But why quibble?
Anyway. I love cats! I love them a real whole lot. I love a lot of things, such as:
-Clint Eastwood
-My house
-Pictures drawn by Auntie Sparknotes, Jon Skindizier, and Dan Bergstein
-Sparknotes in general
-Harry Potter
-Anyone who is not Cedric Diggory
-Daughtry
-Vanessa Carlton
-Two cats
-Baby lions (when they're not trying to claw my eyes out)
-Baby wolves (when they're not trying to claw my nose off)
-Babies (when they're not trying to claw my face off)
-My friends except the ones I hate
-Lilypads
-Lack of poverty and racism
-Long lists that have no real meaning
-Summertime
-Air conditioning
-Harry Potter again
-Lack of headaches
-Really gorgeous pens
-Uglies, by Scott Westerfeld
-The Luxe, by Anna Godberson
-Moose
-Sheep
-Antlers
-James Potter
-The name Lily Potter
-Sirius Black
-Tea
I do love tea. I take it with six sugars and two splashes of milk and it makes me so happy. Even on hot days.
I also have an appreciation for Uglies. I have only read the first one so far but I'm planning on getting the rest. If you haven't read it, you should. It's basically about, like, a million years in the future and these people are all really ugly except they're not, they're basically normal and then they get this surgery and oh forget it JUST READ THE BOOK. I am not very good at summaries, by the way. Did you notice?
Another good book is A Midsummer's Night Dream. Well it's a play and it's Shakespeare but once you get into the rhythm of it it's actually funny, and really spectacular how they're all fairies. There was this one really good scene where the king and queen fairy are angry at each other and the king was basically saying "Why are you here" and the queen was all "You suck and everything is your fault." It was oddly humorous. I haven't finished it but I'm almost there. I love Puck; he reminds me a spot of Peeves. Or Fred Weasley.
I also like the word "mat". It's such a good word, I could say it all day. Mat, mat, mat, mat.
Anyway it's getting late and this isn't getting any more coherent, so I'm off. Till next post!
