Doors.
Oh my God, I HATE doors. I despise them and loathe them and I just spelled despise despite and I JUST DID IT AGAIN and do you know why? Because of doors! They're absolutely, completely, utterly terrible.
Look:
That's a photograph of a door. Honest.
Itchy Pillows
Now don't get me wrong, I LOVE pillows. Love them with all my soul. In fact when I go to sleep I just hug that pillow so darn hard and I think in my brain, whoever invented pillows deserves a medal.
I don't know why the medal is square. Paint sometimes does not cooperate.
But anyways, sometimes I come across a pillow that's just itchy. And it's like, urrrgh this is the epitome of badness! WHY ARE YOU ITCHY PILLOW WHY?! And then I can't sleep and I'm mad at the world in the morning and I go yell at doors.
Cedric Diggory.
Aaaaarrghhh I hate him. He's a stupid useless pretty boy (quote Harry) and he is just terrible. Plus stupid Twilight fan girls think he was Edward first and I'm like ".............No."
Inferiuses
Dancing
Don't even get me started. Dancing is really, really scary, you guys. It's like..people are moving. In irrational fashions that are not rational at all. The only direction people should move is up, or straight, or occasionally backward. Never, like, AHUTGBFJDNH!!! That's the direction people move in when they dance. Honest. But don't Google it because Google doesn't want you to know the truth.
Twilight
I've said this already, right? I'll say it again. I. Hate. Twilight. I read the first book, and I know exactly what happens in the next three (courtesy of Dan Bergstein) and it's awful. In fact I could make a whole blog post about it, and I probably will, but let's just have the highlights now:
Baby daters.
Bella.
Edward.
BABY. DATERS.
The fact that people think it's better than Harry Potter.
The fact that when Bella dates Edward no one protests even though he's like, scary, dude.
The little screaming fan girls.
EVERYTHING.
Moving on.
Ke-money-ha.
Also known as Ke$ha. I dunno, there's nothing wrong with her, I'm sure she's a very nice lady and doesn't kick babies, but I don't like her music. I don't really like any modern music. Also dollar signs should not interfere with the alphabet in my opinion.
People who read blogs and do not leave comments.
Hint, hint..
Well that's all for today. I apologize for the slight belligerence but it's hot and I have eighty five billion tests coming up. So Imma go study for them. BYE.
Oh my God, I HATE doors. I despise them and loathe them and I just spelled despise despite and I JUST DID IT AGAIN and do you know why? Because of doors! They're absolutely, completely, utterly terrible.
Look:
Itchy Pillows
Now don't get me wrong, I LOVE pillows. Love them with all my soul. In fact when I go to sleep I just hug that pillow so darn hard and I think in my brain, whoever invented pillows deserves a medal.
I don't know why the medal is square. Paint sometimes does not cooperate.
But anyways, sometimes I come across a pillow that's just itchy. And it's like, urrrgh this is the epitome of badness! WHY ARE YOU ITCHY PILLOW WHY?! And then I can't sleep and I'm mad at the world in the morning and I go yell at doors.
Cedric Diggory.
Aaaaarrghhh I hate him. He's a stupid useless pretty boy (quote Harry) and he is just terrible. Plus stupid Twilight fan girls think he was Edward first and I'm like ".............No."
Inferiuses
Dancing
Don't even get me started. Dancing is really, really scary, you guys. It's like..people are moving. In irrational fashions that are not rational at all. The only direction people should move is up, or straight, or occasionally backward. Never, like, AHUTGBFJDNH!!! That's the direction people move in when they dance. Honest. But don't Google it because Google doesn't want you to know the truth.
Twilight
I've said this already, right? I'll say it again. I. Hate. Twilight. I read the first book, and I know exactly what happens in the next three (courtesy of Dan Bergstein) and it's awful. In fact I could make a whole blog post about it, and I probably will, but let's just have the highlights now:
Baby daters.
Bella.
Edward.
BABY. DATERS.
The fact that people think it's better than Harry Potter.
The fact that when Bella dates Edward no one protests even though he's like, scary, dude.
The little screaming fan girls.
EVERYTHING.
Moving on.
Ke-money-ha.
Also known as Ke$ha. I dunno, there's nothing wrong with her, I'm sure she's a very nice lady and doesn't kick babies, but I don't like her music. I don't really like any modern music. Also dollar signs should not interfere with the alphabet in my opinion.
People who read blogs and do not leave comments.
Hint, hint..
Well that's all for today. I apologize for the slight belligerence but it's hot and I have eighty five billion tests coming up. So Imma go study for them. BYE.
